Arachnid Enthusiasts Pillows

Spider trap.

A spider drops down from the ceiling to read a man's book on flies.

"O.K. children—now comes the fun part!"

'I'm thinking of leaving my man.'

"Insects? No, my mum is teaching me how to catch birds!"

"Do I know every strand back there? Nahhh! What's the worst that could happen?"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

A violin spider and a saxaphone spider

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

"This is my man cave."

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

Blatant competition in nature.

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

"Wow! Check out the body on this one."

'I want to know where this relationship is going.'

"I do appreciate that it eats other bugs, but it also ate my husband."

Black Widow Diet

"What do I remember about my mother? Well, for starters, she was delicious."

'OK, who ordered the prawn cocktail?'

'What luck!'

"Arachnophunnies"

The very rare and elusive, Rocky Mountain Big Horned Cow.

"It's just happened again! I don't get it! Master is such a nice guy: why would the neighbours always decline his invitations?"

'Visit my website.'

Stinging Bee

'I'm sorry, but we are after a different kind of Web expert...'

'I'm sorry, but we are after a different kind of Web expert...'