Arachnid Admirers Pillows

A guide to eight-legged animals.

"Congratulations! You passed your eye exam with perfect 20/20/20/20/20/20/20/20 vision!"

1) Daddy Long Legs 2) Daddy Large Pituitary.

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

A violin spider and a saxaphone spider

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

Cat has birds on whiskers,

The Monitor is going to sleep.

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

"I've been at loose ends lately."

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

Chameleon and TV

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

Blatant competition in nature.

'I hibernate in a small crevice near the hot springs that stays warm all winter.'

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"I've downsized."

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

'You know, I could really go for a wafer-thin mint.'

"What do I remember about my mother? Well, for starters, she was delicious."

'Don't you think it's strange that all snakes are Aries, Taurus or Gemini...?'

'What luck!'