Musical Arachnid Enthusiast Pillows

A violin spider and a saxaphone spider

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

Blatant competition in nature.

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

'I want to know where this relationship is going.'

'What luck!'

"It's just happened again! I don't get it! Master is such a nice guy: why would the neighbours always decline his invitations?"

"Arachnophunnies"

"What do I remember about my mother? Well, for starters, she was delicious."

"I do appreciate that it eats other bugs, but it also ate my husband."

Black Widow Diet

'Visit my website.'

'I'm sorry, but we are after a different kind of Web expert...'

'I'm sorry, but we are after a different kind of Web expert...'

"When I was seventeen..."

"Dinnertime already?"

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Oh, it's only you."

Dizzy Spider

Spider Parents.

The newly webs are happy now, but how long will the honeymoon last for both of them?

"I'm a little concerned about Frank."