Musical Arachnid Enthusiast Pillows

A violin spider and a saxaphone spider

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

What did I tell you about covering your bottom when you sneeze?

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Want the wings as an appetizer?

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

I was coughing, Frank - I didn't need the Heimlich.

Blatant competition in nature.

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

Spider Press-Ups

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

Black Widow Diet

"I do appreciate that it eats other bugs, but it also ate my husband."

"Arachnophunnies"

"It's just happened again! I don't get it! Master is such a nice guy: why would the neighbours always decline his invitations?"

"What do I remember about my mother? Well, for starters, she was delicious."

'I want to know where this relationship is going.'

'What luck!'

'Visit my website.'

'I'm sorry, but we are after a different kind of Web expert...'

'I'm sorry, but we are after a different kind of Web expert...'

"When I was seventeen..."

Dizzy Spider

I told you not to text and spin, Simone.

The newly webs are happy now, but how long will the honeymoon last for both of them?

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Oh, it's only you."

Spider Parents.

Arachnid Research Lab. I don't need to actually be here all the time, I use a web cam!

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'

"I'm a little concerned about Frank."