Arachnid Enthusiast Gifts

'Probably just a spider bite.'

'Can't we just get a divorce?'

'I'm sorry, but we are after a different kind of Web expert...'

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

Spider saying "Eek! Look at those horrible hairy legs!"

After immobilising its prey, the Tasmanian Death Spider prefers to suck out the innards with a bendy straw.

'This marriage proposal is quite flattering, but why exactly are you called a 'Black Widow'?'

The Hanson's decision to buy an attack spider finally paid off.

Customs caution: rabid tarantulas with AIDS inside

Grimey The Myopic Spider.

Hitch-hiking spider with sign - 'Bath'.

Spider Chair.

Arthur soon came to regret getting involved in Internet dating

Look, we know you're cold and tired, but you don't want to shrivel up and die up there on that window sill! C'mon, jump!

Passers By Trapped In Giant Web.

"How can you say that spiders aren't dangerous? My Kenneth once saw one and had a heart attack!"

'OK, Son - put the glass over it and I'll slip the paper under it - then we can carry it out to the garden.'

'Hang on, they have flyscreens on all the windows: It's useless building a web in this house...'

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'

Spider

"I do appreciate that it eats other bugs, but it also ate my husband."

"It's a sort of Birdman of Alcatraz situation, except that Martin here isn't a bird."

"What do I remember about my mother? Well, for starters, she was delicious."

"I see a huge spider on the wall ... whatever you do, do not move!"

Naked and Afraid

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"I just ate my husband an hour ago, so I guess only coffee for me, thanks."

Black Widow Diet

"...just how firm are you about spiders?"

Spider in school roll call answers to name 'Webster'.

"I'm a little concerned about Frank."

'I'm pretty happy with my looks. I'm just worried about someday getting spider veins.'

'Watch out. . . they're known to eat us in their sleep.'

Spider.