Arachnid Appreciator Gifts

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'This is another fine mess, Stanley.'

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

'Hang onto your socks, Dolly, the fool's half asleep and headed straight for us!'

The last thing they think

A streak of fear ran through the entire town upon Black Widow Bill's return.

The spider does not frighten Little Miss Muffet.

'Hey! I always thought spiders had 8 legs!'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

A violin spider and a saxaphone spider

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

"Whoa, dude. You're talking about the hive mind mentality at this company like it's a bad thing."

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

Blatant competition in nature.

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

'Could we fleas get fleas of our own?'

"What can you possibly expect from my client, your honor? He's a wolf!"

'What luck!'

Black Widow Diet

"I do appreciate that it eats other bugs, but it also ate my husband."

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

'The larrikin was shirty because his crowdy wasn't flyless.'

"What do I remember about my mother? Well, for starters, she was delicious."

"Arachnophunnies"

'The squid seems a bit underdone.'

"Put the oven on dear, I've picked us up a lovely leg of salmon."