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Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"I go that extra mile!"

En garde!

"Meow"

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

"I'm not worried about you, Henley. You'll land on your feet."

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

Raging Bull on Ice

Thin Ice

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

En-guard dog.

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

Cleaning service on skates.

Acupuncture.

Porcupines fencing with quills.

"My dad didn't get what he wanted for Christmas, so he went into his usual rage-display! So embarrassing..."

Ironically, the Megalodork would later be renamed and considered to be one of the most terrifying predators on planet earth.

Skating along

Dirty Grazing.

"Seriously, Ice-Skating? You want to try out Ice-Skating?!"

Penguins - one is skating.

Birds Ice Skating.

'Your feet can hurt, or you can have a headache. Whn you're a cephalopod, that's about it.'

'What will it cost me for you to elope?'

White Wine on Ice!

"He believes it will freeze over any day now."

Dancing

You don’t have to fake it, Bob—it’s OK to show your fear.

"If only these kids had grown up with the same role models we had, then maybe they wouldn't look so damn ridiculous!"

Lake Skater