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'What will it cost me for you to elope?'

"Dad decided to pay for the wedding after all. Here's 2 tickets to Reno."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"You do like octopus?"

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

YOLO vs YODO

The circus diver.

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

'Peekaboo!'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Octopus on Keys.

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

"Here comes the super-visor."

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

'No cheating'

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

Get a rockpool!

"Plastic?"

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

octopus knitting a jumper...

Cook and Octopus