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Graduation day at the International College of Fencing.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Mario Draghi

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

The Runaway Horse

Gardener attacked by plants.

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

Romantic Giraffes

A large leaf falling on a dog

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Polluted geese

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

Welcome Spring.

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Bears catching fish

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision