Elope Enthusiast Gifts

'What will it cost me for you to elope?'

"Dad decided to pay for the wedding after all. Here's 2 tickets to Reno."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"You do like octopus?"

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

YOLO vs YODO

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"Okay, you can keep 'em, but if they grow any bigger, they'll have to sleep in the kitchen."

The circus diver.

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

'Peekaboo!'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

Octopus on Keys.

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

"Here comes the super-visor."

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

Ernie's spent his entire career studying one species. He says everything else is "irrelephant."

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

'No cheating'

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

Cook and Octopus

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

Get a rockpool!

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'