Sesquipedalian Enthusiast Gifts

Will Self-Driving car

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Ancient Racing

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

Primitive magician

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

Best before 65 million BC.

'Jurassic Pork.'

"Admit it, we're lost."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Jurassic Pork

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'