Fun-loving Skeleton Aficionado Gifts

"Would you guys shut up and let me watch the game?"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

The Reaper's Arms

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

Apocalliptical

Fetch the Boomerang

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

"Our forensic scientist quit, so our computer guy has stepped in for now."

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

Pizza Delivery Delays

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

Spring Cleaning

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

'Galinosaurus' 'Discovered by V.J. Galin

"Wise?! You believe you're wise!!"

Skeleton Builder.

'Heretofore unnoticed resemblance between G. Washington and A. Lincoln'

"There's no point trying to complain, everyone is on a 'customer care' course."

"Now right-click on the icon."

'A pint of beer and a mop please, barman !'

The Reaper family on Holidays

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

"I'm back from the dead - I sure hope my old-timey views on race and gender are unchanged and still acceptable!"

Jake played with a dead man's hand

"Were the x-rays really necessary?"

'It's dead in here tonight.'