Fun-loving Skeleton Aficionado Gifts

"Would you guys shut up and let me watch the game?"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

The Reaper's Arms

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

Apocalliptical

Fetch the Boomerang

Pizza Delivery Delays

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

"Our forensic scientist quit, so our computer guy has stepped in for now."

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

'Heretofore unnoticed resemblance between G. Washington and A. Lincoln'

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

"Wise?! You believe you're wise!!"

Skeleton Builder.

Spring Cleaning

'Galinosaurus' 'Discovered by V.J. Galin

"Now right-click on the icon."

"There's no point trying to complain, everyone is on a 'customer care' course."

'A pint of beer and a mop please, barman !'

The Reaper family on Holidays

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

Jake played with a dead man's hand

"Our meaty ancestors didn't stand a chance once bears tasted their sweet, sweet haunch."

"Were the x-rays really necessary?"