Lepidoptera Lover Gifts

'That's OK, I'm not offended: Hardly anybody knows the difference between a butterfly and a moth...'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Football Chameleon

The prying mantis,

Crocodile

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

'You've changed.'

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

"She's a natural!"

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"You've got a friend in me."

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

Disraeli becomes Earl of Beaconsfield

'It's not so much you having a cockroach problem - it's more along the lines of us having a human problem.'

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

John Stuart Mill

"Remember back when we were just larva and didn't have a care in the world?"

'My dentist wants you to stop giving me lollipops!'

The social isolation of the entomologist: 'Most people just want to talk about killing 'em.'

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

"I like to crawl. I was happier as a caterpillar."

"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."

"He can be a real charmer when he wants to be."