Lepidopterology Gifts

"It could be worse. He could be out chasing you know what."

Day 16,219: Acupuncture still not working on butterflies

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

At the Museum

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Polluted geese

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Interdisciplinary studies.

Snow flake

E=mc2.

"And this is our media room."

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Evolution Exam Results.

'You caught it, you gut it!'