Lepidopterist Gifts

"Wow! You're over two months old - you must be the longest serving Monarch!"

"Oh, Doctor Conroy - Look!"

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."

"For God's sake, Parker, show some guts and stand up to them!"

Lepidopterist Heaven

"You don't look like your picture."

"I like to crawl. I was happier as a caterpillar."

Butterflies

Butterfly Collector

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

At the Museum

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Polluted geese

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Interdisciplinary studies.

"And this is our media room."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

E=mc2.

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,