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"Wow! You're over two months old - you must be the longest serving Monarch!"

"Oh, Doctor Conroy - Look!"

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."

"For God's sake, Parker, show some guts and stand up to them!"

"You don't look like your picture."

"I like to crawl. I was happier as a caterpillar."

Butterflies

Butterfly Collector

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

At the Museum

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Polluted geese

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Interdisciplinary studies.

"And this is our media room."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

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