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"You don't look like your picture."

"I like to crawl. I was happier as a caterpillar."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Polluted geese

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Snow flake

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

Geese's Thoughts.

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

"Harold, you've changed."

Espresso Martini Peacock

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

"What did you think was going to happen when you filled the feeder with lasagna?"

"You're sure it was a Northern Bobwhite?"

"Do you think the birds like me?"

The last Passenger Pigeon

"Don't listen to her! She's a cuckoo: what would she know about parenting?!"

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'