Lepidopterologist T-Shirts

"It could be worse. He could be out chasing you know what."

Day 16,219: Acupuncture still not working on butterflies

Lepidopterologist

At the Museum

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Interdisciplinary studies.

"And this is our media room."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Evolution Exam Results.

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

"Admit it, we're lost."

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'