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"Wait a second. You don't look like the veterinarian."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Do me next."

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

Caliologist

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

"Oh...Hi Bob, listen buddy, I'm in a meeting right now, I'll Caw you back."

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'You reek of crackers.'

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

"Would you like me to warm up your eggs?"

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'