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High Level Talks.

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Then we have an unspoken agreement?"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

So you're a mocking bird...

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Bird Torture.

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for the day. Teach a man to fish and you can charge a consulting fee."

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

'I think he's lonely.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"Never Again." (bird sitting on a giant egg).

"Remember, Man of good Sense not here to do work on your behalf. Man of good Sense only here to help you on strategic level until you wise enough to overcome recession."

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

"I can definitely give you my two cents, Sir – just let me know how you want it: Bitcoin, Paypal, or Venmo."

Birds doing the 'wave'.

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

Caliologist

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."