Avian Entrepreneur T-Shirts

'Feel free to swoop if you see a new market.'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Caliologist

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

"You fly into a window, too?"

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

"Darling, there's an offer for a time-share nest in Florida: Should we apply?"

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

Man trying to take pictures of wild birds at feeder.

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

"He does impressions too!"

"I think we feed to many vitamins to Tweety"

'We decided to rent out the back room until the baby comes.'

'Face it, you've changed. The man I married would never subject his family to an annual cost-benefit analysis.'

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

"We're throwing out the old rules."

'My husband and I are real bird lovers.'

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

Bird watcher sees bird looking back with binoculars.

Blackbirds.

Woodpecker House

"Remember, I'm a condor: Please ensure you book only extra large nests for the duration of the trip..."

"We've only got one parrot remember."

How to tell you might be getting too close with your pet.

"We managed to outsource our strategic development team to a company in Beijing that will say 'yes sir no sir' for 25% less."

"It has yet to turn a profit."