Avian Entrepreneur Pillows

'Feel free to swoop if you see a new market.'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Caliologist

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

"You fly into a window, too?"

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

Man trying to take pictures of wild birds at feeder.

"Darling, there's an offer for a time-share nest in Florida: Should we apply?"

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

"He does impressions too!"

"You want the lead role in the Thanksgiving play, don't you? Try again, 'Gobble, gobble, gobble' - this time with feeling!"

"I think we feed to many vitamins to Tweety"

'We decided to rent out the back room until the baby comes.'

Hoody Woodpecker.

'Face it, you've changed. The man I married would never subject his family to an annual cost-benefit analysis.'

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

"We're throwing out the old rules."

'My husband and I are real bird lovers.'

Woodpecker House

Bird watcher sees bird looking back with binoculars.

Blackbirds.

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

Veterinary Clinic. No, it's not a "wading" room.

I don't care if your friend has a flight simulator. You're going to learn to fly on your own.

"Remember, I'm a condor: Please ensure you book only extra large nests for the duration of the trip..."

"We've only got one parrot remember."

How to tell you might be getting too close with your pet.

"We managed to outsource our strategic development team to a company in Beijing that will say 'yes sir no sir' for 25% less."