Lepidopterologist Gifts

"It could be worse. He could be out chasing you know what."

Day 16,219: Acupuncture still not working on butterflies

Lepidopterologist

At the Museum

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Interdisciplinary studies.

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

E=mc2.

"And this is our media room."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Evolution Exam Results.

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Admit it, we're lost."

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"