Cytotechnologist Gifts

"I told Dad I want to be cytotechnologist when I grow up."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"Meet the author"

Robotic Man

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"You're such a good listener."

Ascent of Machine.

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Artifishial Intelligence

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

A day at the transgenic races

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

"What did you download at school today?"

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"I'm going to get you fired."

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

'3-D TV Kit'

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

Computer Class.

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."