Medical Technophile Gifts

"We wanted patients to experience the human face of IT"

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"Google car."

"Meet the author"

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Ascent of Machine.

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Artifishial Intelligence

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

"What did you download at school today?"

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

Computer Class.

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

All the apps hidden within a phone

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.

"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

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