Technologists Gifts

Searching for the perfect gift for a technologist? Our collection features witty, relatable, and unique items that celebrate their love for all things tech. Whether they’re programmers, engineers, or tech enthusiasts, find something that resonates with their passion for innovation and problem-solving. Bring a smile to their face with a gift that acknowledges their tech-savviness and dedication.

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"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

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Robot porn.

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The future was supposed to be cooler than the one we got.

The future was supposed to be cooler than the one we got. mockup

The future was supposed to be cooler than the one we got.

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Meta enhanced reality glasses

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Click...'Heaven is unable to get to the phone at the moment, but if you'd like to leave your prayers at the sound of the tone, they will be answered.'

Click...'Heaven is unable to get to the phone at the moment, but if you'd like to leave your prayers at the sound of the tone, they will be answered.' mockup

Click...'Heaven is unable to get to the phone at the moment, but if you'd like to leave your prayers at the sound of the tone, they will be answered.'

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Popular Science Magazine.

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"Technically, it's a breakthrough, but is there a demand for a riderless bike?"

"Technically, it's a breakthrough, but is there a demand for a riderless bike?" mockup

"Technically, it's a breakthrough, but is there a demand for a riderless bike?"

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In the Guru District

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Jack of all trades

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The Computer Bore

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Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies. mockup

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

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In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of. mockup

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

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'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.' mockup

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

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"Meet the author"

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"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems." mockup

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

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'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.' mockup

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

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"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records." mockup

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

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Ascent of Machine.

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"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"Where's the business end of this thing?" mockup

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

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"I give up. Where's the power button?" mockup

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

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"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?" mockup

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

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'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.' mockup

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

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Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m. mockup

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

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Early cyborg.

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"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now." mockup

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

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"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

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