Technologists Gifts

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

Robot porn.

The future was supposed to be cooler than the one we got.

Meta enhanced reality glasses

Click...'Heaven is unable to get to the phone at the moment, but if you'd like to leave your prayers at the sound of the tone, they will be answered.'

Popular Science Magazine.

"Technically, it's a breakthrough, but is there a demand for a riderless bike?"

In the Guru District

Jack of all trades

The Computer Bore

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"Google car."

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Meet the author"

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Ascent of Machine.

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

Early cyborg.

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

Artifishial Intelligence

The Not-So Smart Meter

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer