Design Technologist Gifts

Uranium, heavy water? Where on the web did you say you got the plans for this birdhouse?

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"Google car."

"Meet the author"

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Ascent of Machine.

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

Artifishial Intelligence

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

"What did you download at school today?"

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

"Could you repeat that word?"

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

Computer Class.

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

All the apps hidden within a phone

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

'Don't push your luck Simkins with that alleged glove stretcher!'

"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

'My company utilizes a yet-to-be-developed technology to deliver content that's still in the conceptual stage to a segment of the economy we really hope is out there!'