Design Technologist Mugs

Uranium, heavy water? Where on the web did you say you got the plans for this birdhouse?

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"Meet the author"

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Ascent of Machine.

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Artifishial Intelligence

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

"What did you download at school today?"

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"Could you repeat that word?"

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

Computer Class.

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.

"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

'Don't push your luck Simkins with that alleged glove stretcher!'

All the apps hidden within a phone

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

'My company utilizes a yet-to-be-developed technology to deliver content that's still in the conceptual stage to a segment of the economy we really hope is out there!'

"Why is it every time I need to go somewhere, the driverless car is taking itself for a spin?"