Lepidoptera Lover Pillows

'That's OK, I'm not offended: Hardly anybody knows the difference between a butterfly and a moth...'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Football Chameleon

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

The prying mantis,

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

Crocodile

'You've changed.'

"She's a natural!"

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

"You've got a friend in me."

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

Disraeli becomes Earl of Beaconsfield

'It's not so much you having a cockroach problem - it's more along the lines of us having a human problem.'

You inserted donkey DNA into an insect? I made a braying mantis!

"He can be a real charmer when he wants to be."

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

"Nonsense, Kevin. How could there be an anteater under your bed?"

John Stuart Mill

"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

"Remember back when we were just larva and didn't have a care in the world?"

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

The social isolation of the entomologist: 'Most people just want to talk about killing 'em.'

"I like to crawl. I was happier as a caterpillar."