Cephalopod Lover Pillows

"Fifth hand. Pale chartreuse."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Football Chameleon

Surfing koala.

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

Koala

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Crocodile

'God does not call the qualified. He koala-fies the called.'

"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!"

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

Scientist seen on loch.

The USA...

"I've been at loose ends lately."

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"You've got a friend in me."

Off Off Off Off Broadway

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

"He can be a real charmer when he wants to be."

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

'You, you, you. It's always about you.'

'Whats your poison.'

'We really must do something about that pet door.'

'This is me at my most masculine.'

"You see Darling, since we can change our complexion at will, we don't need make-up..."

"Danger Noodle hath eat-fatht-room-for-dethert thuper powerth!"

'Just Remember, Darling, you're eating for 60 now.'

"Other snakes! Really? I'm supposed to be eating other snakes! So, we're basically cannibals?"

Snake Blogging,

'Better watch out for him...he's a real charmer.'