Centipede Admirer Gifts

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

'You put your third lower left leg in, you put your third lower left leg out, in, out, in, out, you shake it all about...'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

King Kongs first christmas

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

Cat has birds on whiskers,

A centipede's Christmas stockings

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

"I've been at loose ends lately."

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

Centaur: 'Oh BROTHER, there goes XENOS again! Always having to be the Centaur of attention!'

'Just too many choices.'

"An accountant? No son of mine is going to be an accountant! You'll be an octopus wrangler like your old man, and like it!"

The Ugly Plant

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

"Anyone else having trouble drawing hands?"

A centi-stampede.

Ophiologist

'Wheeee...'

Albert should have known that cactuses rarely have change. Besides, they prefer jazz.

'Hawkins! Do you realise what a find this is?'

"I'm here researching a role. I'm about to play a Senator."

'Not bad for a computer, but the chimpanzee's work had more feeling.'

'You don't know how lucky you are having tentacles instead of arms. I spend a fortune in manicure.'

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

A magician saws in half an octopus