Crustacean Charmer Pillows

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

Crabbing

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

The Perfect Garden.

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

'OK, who ordered the prawn cocktail?'

"What a slobster."

Caution!! Slippery When Wet.

'I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...'

'No more lobsters, my wife said, after our last one died.'

"He put up a decent fight."

"No, I don't recycle."

Imitation Crab

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

'You're getting too old for this game, Scott. ... They say the legs are the first to go.'

'If you hold this shell to your ear you can hear the ARRRGH!'

Modern hermit crabs using discarded cans instead of shells, illustration the rise in waste and the decline in wildlife (including shells)

'I understand the plight of average crustaceans... Because I'm just an average crustacean myself.'

A crab concerned about getting sunburnt.

Crab-Nav

Foodie Bank

Bob has natural animal magnetism.

Rococo Crab/Art Deco Crab/Minimalist Crab/Herman Crab

'Listen, yes, I'm a hermit, but a simple Hermit-Crab: I do not answer philosophical questions!'

'I didn't expect to find a taxi crab way out here.'