Crustacean Humorist Pillows

"I'll probably hate myself in the morning."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Turtle Hat

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Guide fish.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Did you find our menorah?

"Word has it Earthlings have been using some of our people for cruel scientific experiments."

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Shark Chum

Another hot flash?

Fish Farm.

'Extreme acupuncture.'

'We HAVE to hire a nanny.'

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

'Our newest board member wants a ban on animal testing except for rodents.'

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

How Lawyers Evolved.

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

"Hold on. I'll buzz you in."

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

'I'm a Pisces.'

Acme Coffee Co.

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

'Well, as a matter of fact, I think you're a pinhead too!'

"Don't put me back! I'm trying to evolve legs here!"

"Oh, but it's fine for you to hang out where I eat."