Crustacean Humorist Gifts

"I'll probably hate myself in the morning."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Turtle Hat

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Guide fish.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Did you find our menorah?

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Shark Chum

Fish Farm.

'Extreme acupuncture.'

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

'Our newest board member wants a ban on animal testing except for rodents.'

'We HAVE to hire a nanny.'

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

How Lawyers Evolved.

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

'I'm a Pisces.'

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

"Oh, but it's fine for you to hang out where I eat."

"Hold on. I'll buzz you in."

"Don't put me back! I'm trying to evolve legs here!"

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

Acme Coffee Co.