Shellfish Humorist Gifts

Small Clams Court

"You have clamedia."

reincarnated worm...

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Turtle Hat

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Guide fish.

Carp, per diem.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Did you find our menorah?

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Shark Chum

Another hot flash?

Fish Farm.

Wild and crazy salmon

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

How Lawyers Evolved.

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

Angry pirate looking at angry parrot (wearing diaper) on his shoulder.

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

Acme Coffee Co.

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

'I'm a Pisces.'

'Great idea, Pete!'

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

'Aren't you supposed to drop the clam on the rock?'

Oddly familiar formation.

A fish wearing scuba gear.

I think the dolphins are my favorite football team! I'll explain football to you. First, don't worry about the word "tackle" -- It has nothing to do with fishing equipment. And "The Big Tuna" isn't like us -- It's a nickname for Coach Bill Parcels. Touchdown! And 80-yard pass play! I'm confused. It made no sense when they said the quarterback was "going deep."