Shellfish Humorist T-Shirts

Make a statement with our shellfish humorist T-shirts—funny, clever, and sure to turn heads. Ideal for seafood lovers who enjoy a good laugh and want to showcase their crustacean passion.

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Small Clams Court

from $19.00

"You have clamedia."

from $19.00

reincarnated worm...

from $19.00

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

from $19.00

Turtle Hat

from $19.00

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight mockup

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

from $19.00

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree." mockup

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

from $19.00

Guide fish.

from $19.00

Carp, per diem.

from $19.00

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

from $19.00

Did you find our menorah?

from $19.00

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...' mockup

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

from $19.00

Shark Chum

from $19.00

Fish Farm.

from $19.00

Wild and crazy salmon

from $19.00

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?' mockup

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

from $19.00

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!" mockup

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

from $19.00

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!" mockup

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

from $19.00

How Lawyers Evolved.

from $19.00

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales mockup

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

from $19.00

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium). mockup

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

from $19.00

Angry pirate looking at angry parrot (wearing diaper) on his shoulder.

Angry pirate looking at angry parrot (wearing diaper) on his shoulder. mockup

Angry pirate looking at angry parrot (wearing diaper) on his shoulder.

from $19.00

'I'm a Pisces.'

from $19.00

Acme Coffee Co.

from $19.00

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.' mockup

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

from $19.00

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...' mockup

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

from $19.00

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.' mockup

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

from $19.00

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.' mockup

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

from $19.00

'Great idea, Pete!'

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"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..." mockup

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

from $19.00

'Aren't you supposed to drop the clam on the rock?'

'Aren't you supposed to drop the clam on the rock?' mockup

'Aren't you supposed to drop the clam on the rock?'

from $19.00

Fisherman catches a mine.

from $19.00

'Sperm Donor Whale.'

from $19.00

Oddly familiar formation.

from $19.00

A fish wearing scuba gear.

from $19.00

Shellfish Humorist T-Shirts Collection

Shellfish Humorist Mugs

Love shellfish and humor? Explore our collection of shellfish humorist mugs and bring a splash of comedy to your morning coffee or tea.

Shellfish Humorist Pillows

Add some giggles to your home decor with our shellfish humorist pillows. Fun, cozy, and full of marine humor, they’re a delightful accent for any room.

Shellfish Humorist Prints

Brighten your space with our shellfish humorist prints—funny, quirky art celebrating crustaceans. Perfect for marine life lovers who enjoy a good laugh.