Shellfish Storyteller Gifts

'It's very sad really - all he seems to want is closure.'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

The one that got away

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

'Are we there yet?'

Fishing Tales

Fishing with God

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Fish talking about fisherman

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

Always a bigger fish.

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"He's a keeper!"

'It was this big. I swear'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'I win!'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'