Seafood Storyteller Gifts

Lunchroom Talk

"Give me the lobster tail please."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

The one that got away

'Are we there yet?'

Fishing with God

"How fresh is the calamari?"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Fish talking about fisherman

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Bedtime Stories with Gordon Ramsay

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

"Don't worry about it now, but I'll need that hook back when you're done."

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

Carp, per diem.

'It was this big. I swear'

"He's a keeper!"

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

'I win!'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

Edna, I fear our love doesn't have a future... My parents would eat you!

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

"While the chef's dishes tonight are rather bland, his ideas are fresh and appealing."

"How 'local' is the fish?"