Seafood Storyteller Prints

Lunchroom Talk

"Give me the lobster tail please."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

The one that got away

'Are we there yet?'

Fishing with God

"How fresh is the calamari?"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Fish talking about fisherman

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

Carp, per diem.

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'It was this big. I swear'

"He's a keeper!"

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

'I win!'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"How 'local' is the fish?"

"While the chef's dishes tonight are rather bland, his ideas are fresh and appealing."

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

Edna, I fear our love doesn't have a future... My parents would eat you!

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

'I'll have the steak.' (Fish in tank start jumping for joy).