Crustacean Charmer Gifts

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

Crabbing

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

The Perfect Garden.

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

'OK, who ordered the prawn cocktail?'

"What a slobster."

Caution!! Slippery When Wet.

'I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...'

Why Crabs Make Lousy Soldiers.

"No, I don't recycle."

'No more lobsters, my wife said, after our last one died.'

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

"He put up a decent fight."

Imitation Crab

'You're getting too old for this game, Scott. ... They say the legs are the first to go.'

'If you hold this shell to your ear you can hear the ARRRGH!'

Foodie Bank

Modern hermit crabs using discarded cans instead of shells, illustration the rise in waste and the decline in wildlife (including shells)

Crab-Nav

Bob has natural animal magnetism.

A crab concerned about getting sunburnt.

'I understand the plight of average crustaceans... Because I'm just an average crustacean myself.'

Rococo Crab/Art Deco Crab/Minimalist Crab/Herman Crab

Hey, Agatha. I've got some hot stuff for you. Nana? Take a look. Wow! Grade-A product. Thanks. Umm

'Ooh, that's better!'

'Listen, yes, I'm a hermit, but a simple Hermit-Crab: I do not answer philosophical questions!'