Crustacean Conversationalist Gifts

"No, I don't recycle."

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

Babble. Pbl. Babama. Bbb. Brb. Bod.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

'I don't care how smart you think you are, you're still a bird brain.'

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

"It's not the walking — it's the waiting."

Budget and swan, crayfish, pike

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

'I wish somebody would say something.'

'Oh, I'm not looking for Gold, I'm checking for bear-traps...'

'Do you know something? If I couldn't eat, I would just die!'

'No more lobsters, my wife said, after our last one died.'

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

'Woof, woof, woof - but I'm paraphrasing.'

'Let me go over your symptoms again; you have a 'gugu' and you're feeling a little 'bugaga'.'

'If you hold this shell to your ear you can hear the ARRRGH!'

"One time, in Lima, Peru, I was nearly squashed by a taxi. So, you see, I understand what it's like. Do you enjoy Jeff Goldblum?" "The horsefly whisperer"

'You give me flintstones. If great light climbs up sky again tomorrow, I keep stones. If great light don't climb up sky, you lose stones.'

Foodie Bank

'I understand the plight of average crustaceans... Because I'm just an average crustacean myself.'

Modern hermit crabs using discarded cans instead of shells, illustration the rise in waste and the decline in wildlife (including shells)

Crab-Nav

A crab concerned about getting sunburnt.

'Is it true what they say'

I've been wanting to introduce you to Herbert for months. I didn't want to scare you. Don't be silly. So what if I've discovered my girlfriend has secretly raised a talking gerbil she pampers, gives back rubs to, and debates international politics with. What's so strange about that? So you're good with it. Get me Dr. Phil.