Aquatic Conversationalists Gifts

"I'm thinking of taking up lip reading."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"Do you think the birds like me?"

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'I don't care how smart you think you are, you're still a bird brain.'

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

"I'd love to stay and chat but I just heard a silent dog whistle."

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

"Cat got your tongue?"

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

"It's not the walking — it's the waiting."

'I wish somebody would say something.'

'Oh, I'm not looking for Gold, I'm checking for bear-traps...'

'Do you know something? If I couldn't eat, I would just die!'

If swimming is such a good way to lose weight, how do you explain whales?

"The truth is, humans aren’t smart enough to know how intelligent we are."

The ocean is no place for a star.

'I love your bangs.'

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

"No, I don't recycle."

'Do they put up signs that say, 'Do not feed the moose.'?...'

'Woof, woof, woof - but I'm paraphrasing.'

"Species loss has hit him hard."

'I'm just sayin', with this cute little face and my big fluffy tail, I never really thought of myself as vermin!'