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"I'm thinking of taking up lip reading."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

Bob's Marriage Advice: 'Geez, Bob. . . Now you're equating both marriage living in Florida to death?!!. . .Ah. . . so the restraining order by Disneyworld is still in effect?'

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"Do you think the birds like me?"

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

'I don't care how smart you think you are, you're still a bird brain.'

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

"Cat got your tongue?"

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

"I'd love to stay and chat but I just heard a silent dog whistle."

No, no, don't tell me … you lost weight? You cut your hair? Wait, did you used to wear glasses?

"It's not the walking — it's the waiting."

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

'I wish somebody would say something.'

'Oh, I'm not looking for Gold, I'm checking for bear-traps...'

'Do you know something? If I couldn't eat, I would just die!'

'Do they put up signs that say, 'Do not feed the moose.'?...'

If swimming is such a good way to lose weight, how do you explain whales?

The ocean is no place for a star.

"The truth is, humans aren’t smart enough to know how intelligent we are."

'I love your bangs.'

"No, I don't recycle."

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

'Woof, woof, woof - but I'm paraphrasing.'

"Species loss has hit him hard."