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'Oh yeh...well you were hardly 'catch of the day' either.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Guide fish.

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"Krill, baby, krill."

Shark food pyramid.

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Shark Chum

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

Another hot flash?

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

"He never takes me anywhere."

Fish Farm.

Prawn Shop

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

"...I hope she doesn't notice that I'm drooling."

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

How Lawyers Evolved.

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

"He put up a decent fight."