Aquatic Banter Enthusiast Mugs

'Oh yeh...well you were hardly 'catch of the day' either.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Guide fish.

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Shark food pyramid.

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

"He never takes me anywhere."

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Shark Chum

Fish Farm.

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

Prawn Shop

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

"...I hope she doesn't notice that I'm drooling."

How Lawyers Evolved.

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

"Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose."

"He put up a decent fight."

"I wasn't dead yet."