Aquatic Conversationalist Mugs

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"Happy anniversary, dear… 'happy wife, happy life!'" "That's because nothing rhymes with 'happy husband.'"

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'That's the corkage fee you wanted to ask about, Jack, not the cleavage fee!'

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

"No, I don't think you have 'multiple personality disorder'. In fact, I don't think you have a personality at all."

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

Guide fish.

"I've been in the doghouse ever since I tried to get my mother-in-law hanged as a witch."

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"Want to score some flu shots.?"

'I just like tequila for the worm.'

'I don't care how smart you think you are, you're still a bird brain.'

'It's not so much you having a cockroach problem - it's more along the lines of us having a human problem.'

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

Shark Chum

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

"Hey, do you want to be in my bubble?"

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'