Crustacean Critic Gifts

Looking for a unique gift for your crustacean critic? Our collection of creative, humorous products features playful designs that showcase their passion for crustaceans. Perfect for those who love seafood, marine life, or just enjoy a good laugh, these items will add a touch of humor and personality to any space or wardrobe. Whether it's a cozy pillow, a statement t-shirt, or a charming print, you'll find something that captures their love for all things crustacean in a fun and memorable way.

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'I hate lobbyists! They are disgusting bottom feeders! I hate their beady little eyes, sharp claws, hard exoskeletons and... er... No wait. LOBSTERS! That's what I hate - I hate lobsters.'

'I hate lobbyists! They are disgusting bottom feeders! I hate their beady little eyes, sharp claws, hard exoskeletons and... er... No wait. LOBSTERS! That's what I hate - I hate lobsters.'

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Budget and swan, crayfish, pike

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Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George. mockup

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

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'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?' mockup

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

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"Technically, it's a mammal."

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Hermit Crabapple Tree

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"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'" mockup

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

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"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press." mockup

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

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Crabbing

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Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . . mockup

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

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'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.' mockup

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

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"I do lover a good prawn film!"

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"What a slobster."

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'OK, who ordered the prawn cocktail?' mockup

'OK, who ordered the prawn cocktail?'

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Caution!! Slippery When Wet.

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'I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...'

'I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...' mockup

'I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...'

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Imitation Crab

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'No more lobsters, my wife said, after our last one died.'

'No more lobsters, my wife said, after our last one died.' mockup

'No more lobsters, my wife said, after our last one died.'

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One lobster has another in hand cuffs. mockup

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

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"No, I don't recycle."

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If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers? mockup

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

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"He put up a decent fight."

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'If you hold this shell to your ear you can hear the ARRRGH!'

'If you hold this shell to your ear you can hear the ARRRGH!' mockup

'If you hold this shell to your ear you can hear the ARRRGH!'

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Modern hermit crabs using discarded cans instead of shells, illustration the rise in waste and the decline in wildlife (including shells)

Modern hermit crabs using discarded cans instead of shells, illustration the rise in waste and the decline in wildlife (including shells) mockup

Modern hermit crabs using discarded cans instead of shells, illustration the rise in waste and the decline in wildlife (including shells)

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'I understand the plight of average crustaceans... Because I'm just an average crustacean myself.'

'I understand the plight of average crustaceans... Because I'm just an average crustacean myself.' mockup

'I understand the plight of average crustaceans... Because I'm just an average crustacean myself.'

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A crab concerned about getting sunburnt.

A crab concerned about getting sunburnt. mockup

A crab concerned about getting sunburnt.

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Crab-Nav

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"Four bedrooms, oceanfront property, and it's in our price range?! What's the catch?"

"Four bedrooms, oceanfront property, and it's in our price range?! What's the catch?" mockup

"Four bedrooms, oceanfront property, and it's in our price range?! What's the catch?"

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'Nice Shooting.'

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Foodie Bank

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"I don't care about the money. I just hate trees."

"I don't care about the money. I just hate trees." mockup

"I don't care about the money. I just hate trees."

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"That was a silly way to split the dung Fred! How are we supposed to roll our share home now?"

"That was a silly way to split the dung Fred! How are we supposed to roll our share home now?" mockup

"That was a silly way to split the dung Fred! How are we supposed to roll our share home now?"

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Rococo Crab/Art Deco Crab/Minimalist Crab/Herman Crab

Rococo Crab/Art Deco Crab/Minimalist Crab/Herman Crab mockup

Rococo Crab/Art Deco Crab/Minimalist Crab/Herman Crab

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'Listen, yes, I'm a hermit, but a simple Hermit-Crab: I do not answer philosophical questions!'

'Listen, yes, I'm a hermit, but a simple Hermit-Crab: I do not answer philosophical questions!' mockup

'Listen, yes, I'm a hermit, but a simple Hermit-Crab: I do not answer philosophical questions!'

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'I didn't expect to find a taxi crab way out here.'

'I didn't expect to find a taxi crab way out here.' mockup

'I didn't expect to find a taxi crab way out here.'

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Crustacean Critic Gifts Collection

Crustacean Critic Mugs

Explore our collection of crustacean critic mugs and find that perfect humorous gift that will make any seafood lover smile with every sip.

Crustacean Critic Pillows

Check out our cozy crustacean critic pillows—fun and quirky additions to any living room or bedroom for marine life lovers.

Crustacean Critic Prints

Browse our playful crustacean critic prints to add a splash of humor and marine charm to your walls or gift them to a seafood enthusiast.

Crustacean Critic T-Shirts

Browse our crustacean critic t-shirts and discover fun, witty designs that let enthusiasts wear their marine passion with pride.