Crustacean Critic Pillows

'I hate lobbyists! They are disgusting bottom feeders! I hate their beady little eyes, sharp claws, hard exoskeletons and... er... No wait. LOBSTERS! That's what I hate - I hate lobsters.'

Budget and swan, crayfish, pike

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

Crabbing

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

'I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...'

'OK, who ordered the prawn cocktail?'

Caution!! Slippery When Wet.

"What a slobster."

Why Crabs Make Lousy Soldiers.

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

"No, I don't recycle."

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

'No more lobsters, my wife said, after our last one died.'

"He put up a decent fight."

Imitation Crab

'If you hold this shell to your ear you can hear the ARRRGH!'

A crab concerned about getting sunburnt.

Crab-Nav

Modern hermit crabs using discarded cans instead of shells, illustration the rise in waste and the decline in wildlife (including shells)

'I understand the plight of average crustaceans... Because I'm just an average crustacean myself.'

'Nice Shooting.'

Foodie Bank

"Four bedrooms, oceanfront property, and it's in our price range?! What's the catch?"

"That was a silly way to split the dung Fred! How are we supposed to roll our share home now?"

Rococo Crab/Art Deco Crab/Minimalist Crab/Herman Crab

"I don't care about the money. I just hate trees."

'Ooh, that's better!'