Shark Advocate Pillows

Brian couldn't help feeling that Feeding Frenzies weren't what they used to be.

'Well, we saved this attorney...some poacher shot him and removed his highly-prized fin.'

'Hey, I was just leaving.'

'I say we let the poor thing on the boat. The poor creature has been a performing shark his whole life, he won't survive a day out here in the wild.'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Humans...What is their purpose?

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

Nature versus commerce.

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

'I blame global warming!'

Climate Crisis

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

The Golfing Accident

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'