Avian Analyst Mugs

"What are the prevailing winds?"

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

'I had a very unhappy egghood....'

"Do me next."

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Inflatable Duck Boat

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

'Geez, what's with the delay?'

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

"My God, you're right ... it all makes sense. I crossed the road because of my parents!"

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

"Well, I'm sorry but there appears to be no vacancies down south"

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

'The flight took off here...Then there's a big question mark over what happened next!'

Balding eagle looking back through his yearbook.

"Get a life!"

'What's oriole sex'

'Thankfully he doesn't talk!'

"Geese today just don't seem to take pride in their appearance."

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

"That's a plumage don't."

'Polly want many things, but a cracker isn't among them.'

Headstone in bird cage, "We really loved our budgie.."

'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'