Avian Strategist Gifts

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

'She'll never look for me here.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

"Works every time."

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

"Anyone can dream the impossible dream. We need to sell the impossible dream."

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

'What do you mean you can't find the key?'

"Terri and Kip make up our crazy dreamer imagineering department. Al is our get-realinator."

"Darling, there's an offer for a time-share nest in Florida: Should we apply?"

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

'I had a very unhappy egghood....'

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"You fly into a window, too?"

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

ISIS needle in a haystack.

Cyberwarfare

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'Ok...on the count of three, we evolve into piranha.'

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

"I think we feed to many vitamins to Tweety"

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"